Sunday, February 14, 2010

The Taming of the Shrew*

* or The Hair Clog I Removed From My Bathroom Sink.....

Yesterday, I felt very accomplished. With the help of my brother's over-the-phone directions (he is a plumber), I was able to fix my bathroom sink! Ever since I moved into my apartment, the drain on my bathroom sink has run extremely slow. I have tried the drain products (I know my brother is rolling his eyes and shuddering at the thought because in his professional opinion they don't really work they only mask the problem) and they would help for a day or so but then the sink would begin to drain super slow again. I had gotten to the point where I had just accepted that I was not going to win the war with the sink when my brother was home when I called my parents and I asked him to walk me through how to take the pipes of the sink apart (it's a pedestal sink so that added to the complication of things). Needless to say, it did not begin well....

The conversation began, with us both trying to interpret what the other was talking about:
  • "You have to take the trap off of the sink so you'll want to put a towel on the floor first."
  • "Okay, what is the trap?"
  • "It's the pipe shaped like a 'u'"
  • "I don't see a pipe shaped like a 'u.' I just see the pipe coming out of the wall."
  • "What does that look like?"
  • "It kind of looks like a letter 'j'"
  • "What? Why is that pipe coming out of the wall?"
  • "I don't know! That's what I see."
  • "Okay, well you have to unscrew the washers"
  • "They don't unscrew... Which way do I turn them"
  • "They'll only turn one way."
  • "Really?!"
  • "Do you have it off yet?"
  • "No! Give me a minute!" ugh! "Okay, it's off!"
  • "Okay, the water may smell."
  • "Eewww! Why didn't you tell me I should have put gloves on? Gross!" (as the water spills onto my hands)
This continued back and forth and nothing major came out of the pipes. The water seemed to be running through the pipes okay so he told me to reassemble the pipes. I did and then tried to run water through the sink again and it drained super slow again. So he told me that I now needed to disassemble the drain. When I got the plug out, I asked how I was supposed to remove the "gunk" that I could see now that the stopper was out of the way. He told me that I could either disassemble the pipes behind the sink again and shove a screwdriver down the sink (which is his preferred method) or I could try to pull the gunk up and out by using a wire coat hanger. After laughing at his choice of tools, I found a wire coat hanger, took it apart, turned the end into a hook and attempted to "hook" the gunk.

BLECH!! What I pulled out of the drain of the sink looked like a wet, dead rat and that's how it smelled too. I said it smelled like rotten toothpaste and my smart-aleck brother told me to stop using rotten toothpaste then. (gee thanks!) Once I removed the "rat" and reassembled the drain stop, I tested the speed of the water draining again. To my surprise, the water began to drain like the sink was brand new and it also didn't leak at all!! WooHoo!!

Being able to fix the sink made me feel very accomplished. To make it even better, my Dad got back on the phone after my brother had finished taking me through everything, and he (Dad) told me he was proud of the fact I was able to fix the sink and even more so for being willing to try. A year ago, or even a few months ago, I wouldn't have thought to attempt to undertake this type of task. I felt it was kind of fitting that I not only tried but succeeded with this task especially on the day before Valentine's Day.

Then, today, on Valentine's Day, I did something else that made me proud of myself. I actually accepted a compliment from someone! At church today, someone came up to me and told me that I am really looking fabulous these days. I turned to them, smiled, and said, "I'm starting to feel really fabulous these days!" And I meant it. I guess all of my shimmying is really starting to pay off!

All of this is really huge for me and I think I'll make something fabulous for dinner to celebrate! =)
(I'm not sure what it will be yet, but I'm sure it will be fabulous!)

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